The Awful Truth!
The author of this blog is an evil person who often does terrible things. He started his career with minor deviltry, such as throwing snowballs at cars, but quickly graduated to the “hard stuff”. He enjoys running from the law, drinking whiskey, and shooting large handguns (when such actions don’t violate the terms of his parole).
In reality, none of that is true, except the part about snowballs. For somewhat more factual information, check out my website here.